A sane perspective on Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
3 weeks ago“It’s about to start raining, but it’s OK, it’s just water.”
—Customer at the store where I work
“What work do you have tomorrow? …Time. What time.”
—Rich
3 months agokorinthenkacker [core-in-ten-cuck-er] (noun)
A “raisin pooper” — that is, someone so taken up with life’s trivial detail that they spend all day crapping raisins. You can spot these types a mile off — it’s that irritating pen pusher or filing fanatic whose favorite job is tidying up the stationery cupboard.
This has happened several times now:
I’m reading a book, and when it comes time to turn the page, I reach for my mouse to scroll down.
5 months ago“…ugly children, they’re still quite lovely in their own strange way.”
-Eleanor McHugh
Also, I thought she said this:
“I’m very agile. I fuck my own goat all the time.”
When no one else in the room burst out laughing, I figured that that’s not what she had said. Actually, this is what she said:
“I’m very agile. I fork my own code all the time.”
She has a really thick accent from some part of England, which I’ve never heard before.
5 months agoCarie: “I don’t feed pregnant women on Thursdays.”
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Me: “It’s fun to completely nullify the meaning of anything.”
Tracy: “That’s what education is for!”
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Susan: “It’s not cool to let someone sleep in their poop all night, man!”
5 months ago
